greenlittlegreen

Annette is trying on her new dress

  taplaos

Overwhelmed

  sabellart

when your bf kills the queen :///

  willowcrowned

semicolons are not only for formal essays and anyone who tells you otherwise wants to deprive you of the second most satisfying punctuation mark; do NOT believe them. i promise they get no bitches

  willowcrowned

the first most satisfying punctuation mark is—fyi—the em dash

  impishlie

A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move

I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!

  impishlie

seeby

  dimension20stuff

  lolmemez

I need a little help here

  uncle-mojave

  kieumyvus

sometimes found family is a gay knight fallen from grace and a little girl who is also a little boy who is also a rhino and a shark and a fox and a whale and a dragon and a phoenix and

  lestatslestits

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance: